IP8 Round 4

[pewtermonkey]

Nothing forbidden in Colorado? I live in a free state. Woohoo!

[Demonn Agram]

Nothing forbidden in Colorado? I live in a free state. Woohoo!

they should think about something against setting fires though, right?

(since luckily nothing bad happened to your home I kid, I wouldn't otherwise think of it...)

[PaintMinion]

Lol, I have heard these before and most - only most - are no longer legally binding. I want to know the story that led to the no female parachuting on Sunday thing....

BTW, who broke Wyrd last night? Had to get my info from Pewter Monkey - not that I don't trust you, Lili, but I like the official word to be safe!

[Demonn Agram]

yes, it was down when I woke up this morning (around 7AM CET), fortunately I got to see the results yesterday before going to bed so I had a nice rest thinking about the theme... I got it narrowed down to about 14


glad it's back up, though...

[pewtermonkey]

they should think about something against setting fires though, right?

(since luckily nothing bad happened to your home I kid, I wouldn't otherwise think of it...)

It was a controlled burn to control the growth of the forest so it's not too dense. It was done by the government state forest dept that was considered successful but got reignited by nature (dry weather + 80mph wind + warm temperature)
Plus fire is a common sense. Everybody should know not to play with fire, right? LOL

[Peterdita]

[Demonn Agram]

colorado, you say?

One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.

Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.

It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.

No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. Repealed 2008: Colorado residents can now buy alcohol on Sundays

It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

City Laws in Colorado

Alamosa
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.

Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.

To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.

Persons may not urinate in public.

Arvada
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.

Aspen
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.

Boulder
It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.

It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.

Boulders may not be rolled on city property.

Couches may not be placed on outside porches.

Colorado Springs
It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

Cripple Creek
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

Denver
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

[waghorn41]

Forbidden - now there's a challenge for the wag and his Bloodbowl Orcs ! - think I've got it sorted though

[Mister Monkey]

Note to self do not move to Idaho

Good luck on this round everybody.....

[Dustcrusher]

<OT> I once had an idea for a reality show where people would break these stupid laws, film it, then see if they end up arrested.

Granted, not all of them would be feasible (the naughty ones, though I'm sure Showtime could probably have their own version of this, with the shows about Vegas whorehouses and all that), but I think it'd be funny to have an acrobat hand-walk across the street in Connecticut or carry an ice cream cone in your pocket in Alabama, or for me to just walk around in Massachusetts (I have a goatee and no special license!) just to see if this stuff actually gets enforced. </OT>