View Full Version : Come on in, we have pork products and hootch!
Keltheos
07-21-2009, 01:47 PM
So you've checked out what the other factions have to offer, and found them...well...lacking. Too rigid, too native, too zombie... ;)
Whether you're a backwoods pig farmer (http://wyrd-games.net/group.php?groupid=5), merc-for-hire twins, or a City dwelling necro-steam-o-mancing-whatsit, the best category for you is 'none of the above'. Isn't there something cool about being an Outcast? About being the square peg in the round hole? About being so reviled or annoying no faction would want you full-time.
But, when the chips are down and they need a specialist or extra firepower, who do they go to? The mercenaries. Yup, not every Outcast is one, but the ones who bring their talents to the table for a bit of scrip and Soulstone are sure to keep the bogeyman away...well, unless the one you hire is the bogeyman. ;)
So set a spell and kick up your boots, there's a jar of hootch on the bar for you and some pork cracklin's on their way out, always happy to have another misfit come in for a visit.
elysium64
07-21-2009, 01:54 PM
The Gremlins have been working on me to convert from Neverborn to Outcast, all that pork and free hootch, as well as the option of working with Zoraida is definitely swaying me to their side.
St. Anger
07-21-2009, 02:00 PM
An all Gremlin Swarm will be the next army I build and paint... I will definately pick of the Hog Whisperer and some Warpigs at GenCon.
Keltheos
07-21-2009, 02:10 PM
Hog whisperer's a great model. Love it!
Can't wait for the Master.
Peterdita
07-21-2009, 02:10 PM
There's no choice when it comes to working for Zoraida, if She wants you, you are hers!
I agree Kel, the Hog whispere is a fantastic skulpt! I'm doing a minor converwsion on mine that I think will make an A+ skulpt just that much better. Wish I could paint A+ but thats a whole nother story...
redstripe
07-21-2009, 02:12 PM
Keltheos paints them as The Breakfast Club, but some Outcasts cannot be categorized with the other factions because they are much more pragmatic. Almost everyone in Malifaux knows Levi's a man you want to keep on your side and Viktoria's reputation as a woman who can be in two places at once is quickly building steam.
And then, you know, Gremlins. Spin them around till they're dizzy and then kick them in the ass. They'll kill whatever they run into or kill themselves. Either way, nobody's going to miss a gremlin.
Keltheos
07-21-2009, 02:15 PM
Keltheos paints them as The Breakfast Club
Mess with the bull, you get the horns, Nick. ;)
Well, you've caught me. I'm really an Outcast. I fell in love with Wyrd when I bought Taelor and Seamus back in '06, and Taelor was my only painted Wyrd model for a long time.
Watch out, boys. I've got a femme fatale list just waiting to start racking up the victories. That's right, Johan's not a model I like, so I've got Johanna.
And what's not to love about the Gremlins? Oh yeah, they're sexist bastards. At least for now. ;)
TheLemondropDan
07-21-2009, 04:21 PM
oink
Cacuin
07-21-2009, 04:36 PM
any body know what he box sets for the outcasts are going to be?
Not just the masters but their contents as well.
EricJ
07-21-2009, 04:50 PM
Box sets are getting printed right now for Viktoria and Gremlins. Unfortunately Leveticus doesn't have his minis ready and will be the only master without a box
Viktoriasx2, Bishop, Taelor, Johann
Som'er Teeth, Bayou Gremlin x4, Warpig
Cacuin
07-21-2009, 05:08 PM
Box sets are getting printed right now for Viktoria and Gremlins. Unfortunately Leveticus doesn't have his minis ready and will be the only master without a box
Viktoriasx2, Bishop, Taelor, Johann
Som'er Teeth, Bayou Gremlin x4, Warpig
two Viktorias? I hope that's a typo.
Very neat that Leveticus is a master.
Woot for gremlin master's name.
Keltheos
07-21-2009, 05:10 PM
Negative, they're not called 'the twins' for nothing. ;)
redstripe
07-21-2009, 05:16 PM
two Viktorias? I hope that's a typo.
They are two different models. One is the Sword Mistress and the other is the Bounty Hunter.
elysium64
07-21-2009, 05:33 PM
When do we get a teaser of Som'er Teeth?
EricJ
07-21-2009, 06:40 PM
yep yep, 2 Viktorias, in fact I think you'd be very disappointed if the box only came with one or the other once you saw the rules for them...they like playing together :)
http://www.wyrd-games.net/shop/images/P/Viktoria%20Final.jpg
http://www.wyrd-games.net/shop/images/P/Viktoria-2-01.jpg
Lets see, what is their list of tricks? Share spells, share wounds, switch places...and so on :)
Cacuin
07-21-2009, 07:00 PM
that makes me hot.
God damn it Eric your going to leave me broke. Gremlins, Marcus, The Law, The red chapel gang, the swamp hag and now these guys. Come on. Give a guy a break. I cant afford all this awesome.....
Raman noodle here I come again.
blkdymnd
07-21-2009, 07:04 PM
People always talk about Ramen like it's a bad thing ;)
I enjoy them on most occasions actually...
EricJ
07-21-2009, 07:08 PM
hey, it's my job to tempt, I don't technically MAKE anyone do anything :vb_devil:
We should have a trade in, 100 Ramen UPC's gets you a free miniature! :vb_devil:
Cacuin
07-21-2009, 07:10 PM
It's not a bad thing, but I prefer scotch and steak to water and Raman.
I love that idea:)
Keltheos
07-21-2009, 07:11 PM
ROFL. That'd be funny!
The Great Malifaux/Ramen Swap
TheBugKing
07-21-2009, 07:17 PM
Unfortunately Leveticus doesn't have his minis ready and will be the only master without a box
And this makes me really really sad.
I have Leviticus and Rusty Alyce already. Just waiting on the "toys"
I do have my Brawl list all figured out though. Ramos and Leviticus are such a NASTY pair!
And about as steampunk as a steampunkophyle could dream about.
(See there folks? I'm influenced by looks over tournament potential... Something is wrong here)
I just can't wait to see the little abominations that Leviticus brings to the table.
blkdymnd
07-21-2009, 07:27 PM
hey, it's my job to tempt, I don't technically MAKE anyone do anything :vb_devil:
We should have a trade in, 100 Ramen UPC's gets you a free miniature! :vb_devil:
I'm totally in, where do I sign up? :D
Angus Khan
07-21-2009, 07:43 PM
We should have a trade in, 100 Ramen UPC's gets you a free miniature! :vb_devil:
Sounds like a plan, count me in! :D
TheLemondropDan
07-22-2009, 10:16 AM
I've been busy painting up my lovely pigs. Any chance of seeing some more little piggies soon? (by the end of the year soon)
EricJ
07-22-2009, 11:14 AM
Just because we are so caring...how about at Gencon? ;)
yep yep, 2 Viktorias, in fact I think you'd be very disappointed if the box only came with one... they like playing together
Didn't we already have this discussion in the thread about banning NE? Hmmm... No, that was Sonnia and Perdita playing together.
Gobbo
08-16-2009, 11:47 PM
We should have a trade in, 100 Ramen UPC's gets you a free miniature! :vb_devil:
Hmmmmm... I think the local store has a case for $10, so 4 cases = $40 for one miniature. Crap, since I don't eat ramen that would be counter productive...
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