Sign Right Here

[redstripe]

We are unknowable, as different from man as night is from day. These differences are irreconcilable, but to you, I offer a pact.

Ours is a strength rooted in the primordial past. In us is the power to harness passion, wrath, and madness. We are the nightmares of men and we revel in their fear. Join us and delight in the terror we will sow together.

All it takes is a pact, a promise, and our strength can be your strength. I'll take this pin from my hair and you'll feel the tiniest prickle of pain. It will be the first in a whole new existence of vivid and indulgent sensation.

It can all be yours, just take your dripping finger and sign right here.

We have always existed, there in your darkest thoughts. We are Neverborn.

[Peterdita]

<- reaches out and signes right there....

[St. Anger]

The Neverborn are the rightful inhabitants of Malifaux!!!

Where do I sign???

[AoM]

Well, since I will be getting a Zoraida crew as well, perhaps I can lurk here, too. She'll make a good spy for the Guild, she will.

[WEiRD sKeTCH]

I signed at birth.

[TheLemondropDan]

Wheeel, ah've always been here, so-s I guess ah'm a member. But ah can't get to th' meetin's -- Pigs're hungry. They get feisty when they're hungry.

[Brasidas]

I'll take this pin from my hair and you'll feel the tiniest prickle of pain. . . It can all be yours, just take your dripping finger and sign right here.
There's not enough blood there for me. Here, lemme just chop off my finger instead, and dip the tip of the severed digit into the red pool. There now, much better for writing with.

[mkcontra]

Signed.:cool:

[ScottRadom]

Demons are wierd as hell. I don't believe in them. I only believe in real stuff, like bullets.

I want to find the emoticon that indicates I slammed the door on you faster then you can say "Jehovah's Witnesses".

[elysium64]

Sign me up, have Lilith and Zoraida and believe the true inhabitants will prevail.

[Scorpio]

I signed at birth.

That must have been very messy.

[redstripe]

That must have been very messy.

I understand that children are acceptable collateral in a deals struck with Neverborn.

[AoM]

yes, that's another reason the Guild will not allow them to become widespread.

[Scorpio]

yes, that's another reason the Guild will not allow them to become widespread.

There's some expression about trying to close the barn door after the horses have already escaped...

[nilus]

yes, that's another reason the Guild will not allow them to become widespread.

Wait..The GUILD is now cracking down on children!!! :)

[redstripe]

Wait..The GUILD is now cracking down on children!!! :)

Didn't you hear? You need to receive a license from the Guild in order to lawfully procreate and all children must be registered.

[Angus Khan]

Didn't you hear? You need to receive a license from the Guild in order to lawfully procreate and all children must be registered.

Yet another reason why the people of Malifaux stand behind the Arcanists in their fight for freedom from the oppression of the Guild.

[Scorpio]

Yet another reason why the people of Malifaux stand behind the Arcanists in their fight for freedom from the oppression of the Guild.

What you call 'oppression,' we call 'safety.' You can't think Ramos is doing this out of the goodness of his heart. Everyone's got an angle.

[blkdymnd]

And just think, the less children we allow, the less annoyances you have on your long business flights around Malifaux.... you're welcome...

[Peterdita]

I'll watch you tell that to Candy and Kade....

[Angus Khan]

What you call 'oppression,' we call 'safety.' You can't think Ramos is doing this out of the goodness of his heart. Everyone's got an angle.

Whether you call it "safety" or oppression, the people are still just as tired of it.

[AoM]

The people will be begging us to help is this whole Neverborn thing keeps going. I tell you they're up to no good.

I've seen those children. The looks they gave me sent chills down my spine. And that old hag with her voodoo is meddling with forces that are better left alone.

Still, either of those is better than those wretched Nephilim. Even the one Perdita keeps chained up as a "pet" creeps me out.

[katadder]

well going neverborn, dont have the rules yet but I think they have the best minis of them all so that chose it for me, love them, especially the kids :D

[Jokerohki]

I accidentally signed up at Gen Con. Can't say I have any regrets.

[LordKnyght]

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned... And I liked it! At Gencon a friend took me around to the Wyrd booth and we looked over the minatures. I looked through the catalog. The thought of playing a baby with a teddy bear and a knife was enough to sell me on the Neverborn. The Doppleganger just made it more interesting. But the one thing that sold me on the entire Neverborn was the idea of a giant teddy bear wandering the streets and fixing the normals of the world... :party: What more needs to be said?

[junkenstein]

So I sign here right...is there any small print? Oh, there is a lot isn't there, I'll skip it - what's the worst that can happen eh? I assume I can get out of this anytime I want?

[LordKnyght]

So I sign here right...is there any small print? Oh, there is a lot isn't there, I'll skip it - what's the worst that can happen eh? I assume I can get out of this anytime I assume?

Of course you can. But there is a slight... penalty.

[Thortheviking]

....and i've brought some candy for everyone.

[WEiRD sKeTCH]

Gimme Some Sweets!

[capcap]

Sign me up! I'm totally hooked on Pandora. Open the box? I live in the box!

[LordKnyght]

And do you know what the best part of signing with the Neverborn is? We have candy.

[Entiago]

Tis me mark on the line.

[Sliver Chocobo]

I'll never sign willingly

however since i have no option in this matter

Sign :malimasks

[Slinkdawg]

I ordered my Lilith box set last week, so sign me up. I am eagerly awaiting it's arrival.

[Sushicaddy]

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats’ feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar

[Dv8guy]

I sign on the line in my own black blood.

[Sliver Chocobo]

I used the blood of the Guild to sign

[Devilsquid]

Quote the Lylyth: "Neverborn."

[ShinNoKage]

With this dram of Gin and this dram of my own darken'd blood,I nail my soul to the Neverborn altar. We are not what is, what was or what will be. We Simply Are.

[nebiros]

It occurs to me that I have yet to sign. However, I am hereby declaring that I am Neverborn to the core. I further sign over my soul and the souls of all I see to the cause of freedom from the foreign invaders and plunderers of our lands. I will commit myself fully to making their nightmares and deepest seated terrors become real, that we might drive them all back across the breech, just as we did a hundred years ago.

Signed
Nebiros
Favored Woe of Pandora

[karn987]

Neverborn to the end. Malifaux is ours.

~Karn

[Nutcase168]

I'm only playing lilith casue I like the idea of the nephilim army. She will be my #2 master.

[goblyn13]

We were here first. Now Get Off my Lawn!!!

[mriverakc]

The moment I layed eyes on Lillith, I became her's.

[JBFlanz]

...consider me John Hancock!

[Csonti]

Let the Box open!

[newsun]

Even if you were never born, you can still become undead!

[Justin]

I signed at birth.

What birth?

[mbowsher76]

Signed....:stupido:

[graymatterblues]

I will eagerly sign in the blood of the innocent. We shall bath Malifaux in the color of its true birthright... the blood of all that infect it.

[Joona]

I'll sign up too. I will not worry about any small prints etc. Somebody just has to think about the poor little children. And once teddy and doppelganger arrive I might have to get Lilith and Zoralda too...

[Fool]

Teddy made me sign.

[WEiRD sKeTCH]

Teddy made me sign.

:wacko:

[Wombats]

<insert fuzzy pawprint here>

Made with freshly gutted Warpig blood from last night!

The only thing Teddy wants in the whole world is a little friend to play with.

Because this one is broken.

[artificer]

I wanna go to heaven for the weather, Hell for the company.

and Malifaux for a quick pick-up game.

I suppose you can sign me up as well. It's not like my fingers EVER stop bleeding anyway.

[Brochilles]

From the Guild:
Contract? You malfeasant dreams of an addlepated madman dare to offer us a contract? You are correct, you are creatures of wrath, passion, and madness. Our wrath, our passion, our madness. Without us, your. are. Nothing! Dust on the wind. Mindless moans in the depth of the night. We birthed you, we gave you form. You are our willful children. And the Guild knows how to deal with children who misbehave.

You punish them.

From the Resurrectionists:
A contract, hmmmm? No, I don't believe I wish to sign that. You see, dear fellow, I have no use for your power, your strength. All I need is time, for Neverborn you may be, but that does not mean you will never die. And when your corpse lies cooling in the bitter Malifaux wind, your black blood a pool of shadow in the moon's pale luminescence, then I will come. Then we will have our "contract".

And you will serve me.

[Huronbh]

So after signing my name on the dotted line... in blood, I was issued one box with a sticky note on top that said "Open at your own risk", one set of leathery bat wings, and a little slime monster totem call Pugey...

So I guess I am all set to play Neverborn.


-jay