Puppet avatars...who?

[Absolution Black]

Ok, so it seems that Eric has been going mad lately, bestowing the glory of a puppet avatar on several of us...

I was just wondering who has what, as I would love to see these puppets in all their glory...

So if you have been puppeted, or know someone who has post it here.then i can get to look at all the art. (yes, its a lazy way of getting what i want, but I haven't the time to search everywhere!!)

Maybe we will get a comprehensive list at the end of it!?

CURRENT COUNT (28.10.11) : 117

So, I appear to be a 'steampunk Arachnid'

Over to you....

So we have: (and much Kudos to Ravager who had the brains to do what I should have done and put these in alphabetical order! So here they are...)

If you want to view them, simply click on the 'community' link on the left (under user cp) and click on 'Members List'. then its just a case of selecting the letter of the user whose avatar you want to see, and then scrolling through...hopefully hey presto!

Abuela Ortega - Ghostwalker
arcanist Gunsmith - chainsawhand
Alp - rainborg
Ashes & Dust - Benth3bear
Baby Kade - rudders/shadowopal
Bad JuJu - Xango
Bete Noir - Talishko
C Hoffmann - Bleyrs Bariman
Cassandra - Chanst
Colette DuBois - Asyouwish78
Collodi - Totalywyrd
Coppelius - Lord Shaper
Coryphee - Cmac
Crooked Man - JMGraham
Datsue-ba - AWOL
Dead Rider - alienated one
Death Marshal - Johnni (and via hijack... Akujie)
Desolation Engine - mistercactus
Desperate Merc - Hoarcats Pride
Doppelganger - Mergoth
Dreamer/LCB - KArn987 (and via Hijack .... Abyss)
Drill Sergeant - Aka Hazard
Executioner - was Jonas Albrecht..now available!!
Francisco Ortega - Ciaran
Francois LaCroix - Zodgrim
Freikorps Librarian - Drifter
Freikorps Specialist - Katcher
Freikorpsmann - Nightseer
Freikorps Trapper - Foerender
Governor's Proxy - Nerdelemental
Gremlin 1 - Omenbringer
Gremlin 3 - Prunesquallor
Gremlin 2 - Regnak
Gremlin 4 - schristofersen
Gremlin Taxidermist - Huoshini
Guild Guard Captain - Bigasb
Guild Hound - Dark Alleycat
Hanged 1 - Godspeed
Hans - Dorian
Hoarcat - Dire Hoarcat smuggler
Hooded Rider - Jack The Ripper
Hunter - Clousseau
Ice Golem - warmasterOJB
Insidious Madness - zachio
Jack Daw - Keltheos
Joss - Maverickman5
Judge - Nilus
Kaeris - GTfriday13
Killjoy - hatchethead
Kirai - veskit
Lady Justice - Theonewhofell
Large Steampunk Arachnid - lobostele (no, you're not my father!
Lawyer - Hookers
Leveticus - Elazar
Lilith - Iamwyrd
Lilitu – elril
Lucius - Nix
Malifaux Cherub - tom ep
Malifaux Rat - Used to be ratty...
Mannequin - Tuesday
Marcus - Rathnard
Mature Nephilim - Aarkon
Mechanical Attendant - Da Big Baws
Mechanical Dove - Silver Chocobo
Misaki - Sholto
Moleman - bellygrub
Molly - Sezar
Nekima - xxxhayzelxxx
Nephilim - Azurefade
Nix - Mentor
Nurse - rajcze
Onryu (?) - Antizombie/Qi'gel
Ophelia Lacroix - Aaroon42
Papa loco - Brandu
Peacekeeper - themurphyfella
Perdita Ortega - dgraz
Performer #2 - Lonely Path
Pigapult – manicmac
Primordial Magic - Utterkhaos
Punk Zombie – Inari82
Purifying Flame - Magnustheix
Rami Lacroix - Dumb luck
Ramos - JoeB
raphael Lacroix - Jay Barlecamp
rasputina - Mach 5
Rat Catcher - Magic pockets
Razorspine Rattler - Yazza
Rogue Necromancy - Tumling
Ronin - Ironchief
Rotton Belles - Fetid Strumpet
Rusty Alyce - crimsonwraith
Ryle - Stern
Sabretooth Cerberus - Uk Rocky
Scales of Justice - Munkeykungfu
Seamus - Osoi (and via Hijack..... KArma, Monticus)
Sebastian - Zee
Seishin - Catslaughing
Silent One - Owen ojo de lobo (via Hijack son-of-lilith)
Slate Ridge Mauler - thepandadirector
Snowstorm - tograth
So'mer Teeth - tiny
Sonnia Criid - Madarcanist
Sorrows - Scribe
Soulstone Miner - zero
Steamborg Executioner - Goblyn13
Steampunk Arachnid - Absolution Black
Stolen - brucemanning
Taelor - CAseyJ/Headcase2
Teddy - Weird Sketch
Viktoria (Bounty Hunter) - kaine
Viktoria (Sword Mistress) - Ehlihuht
Von Schill - The Butcher
Watcher - Ironskies
Wendigo - Sephiroa
Wicked Doll - Cassarus
Young Lacroix - lalochezia
Zoraida - Yetischool ( and by hijacking, Yslaire)

And special kudos to Fulgrima for achieving this!

Bacon Upgrade - Fulgrima

[WEiRD sKeTCH]

I'm always Teddy.

[karn987]

Enslaved Nephilim all the way ;)

[nilus]

I guess I don't post in the right threads because I don't get no love :(

[ThePandaDirector]

Ok, so it seems that Eric has been going mad lately

So if you have been puppeted, or know someone who has post it here.

This sounds like a police public statement. That Eric is a menance I tell you :D

Well I'm a Daydream... well because I'm dreamy.. or maybe just an airhead =]

I know three members of the LaCroix family have joined us, Ooo and the Desolate Engine is awesome.

[elril]

skimpy dressed, whip-loving, nephilium checking in. And make no mistakes, only my avatar is female. I couldn't vote her up so I just picked her when given the option.

[aka_hazard]

I've got the Drill Sergeant which means I'll have to go and buy the Lucius box set now!

[yazza]

razorspine rattler :D

[Ratty]

I've been a rat for a while

[EricJ]

Can I rename this thread "Assemble my Puppet Army!"

:D

[Ratty]

Can I rename this thread "Assemble my Puppet Army!"

:D

Er... I think you probably can... whether you should is really the question.

[WEiRD sKeTCH]

I guess I don't post in the right threads because I don't get no love :(
You got ninja'd!

[karn987]

You got ninja'd!

Another Victim of Erics... you really shouldn't go wandering around in dark places after you post in this section >.>

[Mentor]

Can I rename this thread "Assemble my Puppet Army!"

:D

You should change your avatar to Collodi if you are going to do it.

[nilus]

Another Victim of Erics... you really shouldn't go wandering around in dark places after you post in this section >.>

Dark places are fine, I just need to learn to stop taking candy from the strange men that live there. One bite of tasty candy and the next thing I know a few hours have past and I am a faceless quasi-undead sword-gun wielding lawman. :)

[EricJ]

and 8 inches tall :D

[WEiRD sKeTCH]

You should change your avatar to Collodi if you are going to do it.
HA!

One of us!

[Sliver Chocobo]

Mechanical dove flying in

[JacktheRipper]

That's so awesome. Love the puppets!

[Mentor]

HA!

One of us!

I've been had. Now I have to answer the call.

[Kaine]

Viks

[LoboStele]

LOL Nix is awesome.

I'm a Large Steampunk Arachnid. I think....either that or the Brass Arachnid. We hadn't really figured out which.

[maverickman5]

Joss.

[CMac]

Coryphee

I too now feel the need to expand beyond the Guild and pick up this crew. It really is a heck of a clever marketing ploy (regardless of the fact that I asked for her...:p:)

[elril]

Coryphee

I too now feel the need to expand beyond the Guild and pick up this crew. It really is a heck of a clever marketing ploy (regardless of the fact that I asked for her...:p:)

Mind control over the internet is an outstanding marketing ploy. You don't even know they put the idea there...

[LoboStele]

Coryphee

I too now feel the need to expand beyond the Guild and pick up this crew. It really is a heck of a clever marketing ploy (regardless of the fact that I asked for her...:p:)

Dude....the coryphee looks great!

[rajcze]

/me will wash your broken knees, or just slip some sedatives in your tee ;-)

[Cats Laughing]

Cool, more puppets

[JayBarlekamp]

Raphael Lacroix, wonder if I can turn him blue...

[WEiRD sKeTCH]

Raphael Lacroix, wonder if I can turn him blue...
Choke him?

[dgraz]

I have a gun and a really cool hat.

[Wodschow]

I have a gun and a really cool hat.

Barrel legs.. Huh?


I suppose it's better than my maggot arms though, I fear they will crawl away one day :(

[Justin]

Young LaCroix

[Buck Dog]

I am finding it hard to keep up with who is who on here now.... I tend to go from Avatar Pics rather than names, so I am really confused :dizzy:

[ThePandaDirector]

I am finding it hard to keep up with who is who on here now.... I tend to go from Avatar Pics rather than names, so I am really confused :dizzy:

Don't worry, I'll always be your oldest and most trusted friend ;)

Don't recognise me?

It's me!

Err... Dave!

[Fetid Strumpet]

Rotten Belles rising for duty.

[osoi]

Seamus with a scary face

I'll have to make you dance Fetid Strumpet :D

[Da Big Baws]

Is there a Hoffman puppet?

[Ratty]

yeah there is a Hoffman puppet. Don't think anyone has got it yet.

[Da Big Baws]

Can I get it Eric? I'm clearly a Hoffman fan. :adore:

[Dumb Luck]

Bang! Bang!

[Mach_5]

Rasputina here. I have it on good authority her puppet art is being updated...keep an eye on me!

[Fetid Strumpet]

Careful of asking for puppets, Paws. In an earlier thread it was warned that asking for an avatar was an almost certain way of not getting one. I know you most likely weren't aware of that fact. And I actually *think* someone does have the Hoffman puppet, but I forget who. Personally I always saw you as a young and studly Peacekeeper. =D

[Da Big Baws]

Careful of asking for puppets, Paws. In an earlier thread it was warned that asking for an avatar was an almost certain way of not getting one. I know you most likely weren't aware of that fact. And I actually *think* someone does have the Hoffman puppet, but I forget who. Personally I always saw you as a young and studly Peacekeeper. =DOh well :/

[rudders]

Baby Kade!!

[JacktheRipper]

I personally just find all the different puppet avatars to be awesome! I'm glad this thread was started :)

[Chucklemonkey]

Nicodem here.

[Absolution Black]

Wow, this thread exploded! And I'm certain there are still more out there....

I have started a list on the first post, so hopefully if you wanted to see a puppet you can track it down!

And I guess we are Eric's puppet army...

Didn't he used to be Vonschill? So where has that gone, or is he now 'retired'?

[Tiny]

A wild som'er teeth appears

[Mbbelius]

Were's the love for that rougishly styled mortuary assistant - him of massive mechanical ciruclar saw - the one the only Sebastian??

[Sliver Chocobo]

Were's the love for that rougishly styled mortuary assistant - him of massive mechanical ciruclar saw - the one the only Sebastian??

Zee has him

[papasmrf667]

Great thread, although now I want puppet wars even more! Has anyone seen the Collodi or Desolation engine?

[Fetid Strumpet]

Both are someone's Avatar. I got bored one night and looked through the entire forum's member list at all the avatars.

[Ciaran]

Francisco!

[nightseer]

Good to see all that puppet goodness! These are some real awesome artworks...can't wait to see more! (Colette?Cassandra?Anyone seen them?)
Oh, and I love that Coryphée puppet.

[LonelyPath]

Personally I'd love to have any puppet wars icon that's affiliated with the showgirls if any haven't been used yet. That Coryphee one is really good, I want a puppet avatar!

[Absolution Black]

Both are someone's Avatar. I got bored one night and looked through the entire forum's member list at all the avatars.

hmmm.. you can do this? I may have a look then, but I guess that would take the fun away from finding them all the hard way!!

[Fetid Strumpet]

Personally I'd love to have any puppet wars icon that's affiliated with the showgirls if any haven't been used yet. That Coryphee one is really good, I want a puppet avatar!

I had the one with the feather, but then I let slip Seamus' infiltration plan with the star theater and Eric unmasked me.

[Tiny]

I think if you found the first thread to sign up to puppet wars there would be quite a few avatars in that thread.

[Tuesday]

I'm a Mannequin!

And now after seeing that Coryphee... Once Puppet Wars is out, I will have all the Showgirl puppets. ALL OF THEM.

[nightseer]

I'm a Mannequin!

And now after seeing that Coryphee... Once Puppet Wars is out, I will have all the Showgirl puppets. ALL OF THEM.

Same here. Gotta get EVERYTHING that's related to the Showgirls.

[Sliver Chocobo]

I'm a Mannequin!

And now after seeing that Coryphee... Once Puppet Wars is out, I will have all the Showgirl puppets. ALL OF THEM.

Are you trying to steal my soul to power a small exploding bird again?

[Necromorph]

Haha...awesome thread, didn't realize there were so many of them out there now.

[Da Big Baws]

Hahaha, I got Hoffman's Attendant. Or is it his back mechanism (no gun)? Either way, this is too cool.

[EricJ]

It's the attendant, hoffman was already spoken for, and I try to keep each puppet avatar unique for each person. ;)

[ukrocky]

Uh...I'm a slop hauler. Honest.

[TheOneWhoFell]

Lady J checking in at last *wipes resser muck off her boots*

[Sliver Chocobo]

Uh...I'm a slop hauler. Honest.

He will turn you into one now, you do know that, don't you?

[ukrocky]

Big scary cat like to eat small tasty bird. Made of metal. Mmm. Metal.

[nightseer]

Big scary cat like to eat small tasty bird. Made of metal. Mmm. Metal.

Bad kitty! Don't eat that bird, use it as a Soulstone! :)

[ukrocky]

I don't have the use soulstone ability...:D

Therefor logically I should eat him. Or take him back to Marcus and leave it on his back door for him to find as a present!

[Da Big Baws]

It's the attendant, hoffman was already spoken for, and I try to keep each puppet avatar unique for each person. ;)

Just noticed as I saved the pic (MechAssist-Puppet-Avatar.jpg)
:)

[Sliver Chocobo]

I don't have the use soulstone ability...:D

Therefor logically I should eat him. Or take him back to Marcus and leave it on his back door for him to find as a present!

You can't eat me, I'm too fast

[ukrocky]

You can't eat me, I'm too fast I can go 24 in a turn, as opposed to your 20 ;)

Nerd ftw...

[Sliver Chocobo]

I can go 24 in a turn, as opposed to your 20 ;)

Nerd ftw...

That 20" right up, I don't see you flying

[Da Big Baws]

*steals scrap token from Silver Chocobo's remains*

[Ratty]

I don't have the use soulstone ability...:D

Therefor logically I should eat him. Or take him back to Marcus and leave it on his back door for him to find as a present!

All you need to do is wear a dress and claim your a showgirl to use it as a soulstone.

[Huoshini]

I've been looking for a seishin puppet picture but no luck. That would look amazing although silly....I like silly :P

More puppets for the puppet army!

[JacktheRipper]

Yeah, Seamus would have been a good one for me, considering my name. I know it's already being used though. I'll just wait and see if I'm lucky enough to get drafted into the army :)

[ThePandaDirector]

I almost picked the Seishin. I'm hoping someone gets Francois LaCroix =]

Then there's the ones that aren't public.. yet ;)

[Huoshini]

I almost picked the Seishin. ;)

Arg! It exists! I will muster all of my internets to get ahold of this avatar!

[EricJ]

there are tons that exist that you all haven't seen, my army still has room :D

even some that are unique to Puppet wars

[ThePandaDirector]

there are tons that exist that you all haven't seen, my army still has room :D

even some that are unique to Puppet wars

I can't wait for Kermit and Miss Piggy Nightmare Edition :D

[Mentor]

Yeah, Seamus would have been a good one for me, considering my name. I know it's already being used though. I'll just wait and see if I'm lucky enough to get drafted into the army :)

Sounds like someone needs the Punishment Avatar©

[Cats Laughing]

It's not really punishment when people think it's cool.

[Ratty]

Hmm.. you could make the punishment Avatar a picture of Justin Beiber?

[Huoshini]

My internets have failed me :(

[EricJ]

Beiber puppet?

[Drake]

Ah, to have your own Puppet Avatar, that would be happy days! lol....im not fussy although LCB would be good, kinda monstrous,suits my name :dizzy:

[Dumb Luck]

God, the Attendant is cute.

[Cats Laughing]

Hmm.. you could make the punishment Avatar a picture of Justin Beiber?

Cool, maybe I can get my daughter to play...

[JacktheRipper]

Sounds like someone needs the Punishment Avatar©

But, But...

I am the Lizard King! I can do anything!

[Talishko]

Been hiding in the shadows until now but you can add Bete to that list. :P

[Absolution Black]

Well, after looking through the first half of the members list, there are still other out there....I could post them but I am hoping they will gravitate to this thread.

Better to come voluntarily to the Puppet army muster than to be dragged kicking and screaming.

And I don't want to ask Teddy to do that just yet! ;)

So Eric has said there are still more to see......this army will be phenomenal!

[LonelyPath]

I'm a Mannequin!

And now after seeing that Coryphee... Once Puppet Wars is out, I will have all the Showgirl puppets. ALL OF THEM.

Same here, I have to get them too. Life's not worth living unless there are Showgirls!

[mangustheix]

Lady J checking in at last *wipes resser muck off her boots*

I had to read this 3 times before I stopped seeing "boobs" instead of boots.

Has anyone got the gunsmith or soulstone miner puppets?

[Absolution Black]

I had to read this 3 times before I stopped seeing "boobs" instead of boots.

Has anyone got the gunsmith or soulstone miner puppets?

Heh, That will make Fell chuckle.......

I haven't seen either of those two, though I'm not saying they aren't around anywhere!

[LoboStele]

even some that are unique to Puppet wars

Ooooh, interesting! Characters not in the basic Malifaux game? Do tell!


Beiber puppet?

Argh! Cannot....scrub....thought...from....brain

*grabs ice pick and slams into down ear canal*


Heh, That will make Fell chuckle.......

I haven't seen either of those two, though I'm not saying they aren't around anywhere!

What, the pupets, or Fell's boobs, I mean boots?

[yslaire]

Beiber puppet?


Owned! :D

[xxXhayzelXxx]

LMFAO. yslaire your a LEGEND!!!! *high fives*

[Mbbelius]

Beiber puppet - laughing so hard nearly fell off chair :rock:

Are there any Rezzer Puppets left?

[Da Big Baws]

News flash: Just-in, Beiber puppet is hilarious

[yslaire]

Be afraid! I will soon dominate your minds!

Biiiieeebeerrrrrrrrrr!

:hangman:

<- Be warned : he will stay there until I get a Zoraida Puppet avatar... (I sincerely hope there will be a Z avatar soon... very soooon!)

[ThePandaDirector]

Well here's hoping for a Rebecca Black Puppet Nightmare Edition this Gencon, complete with the official theme song for Puppet Wars "It's Playtime"

Damn Wyrd really have thought of everything.

Anyway, I'm off to the bus stop...

[Huoshini]

Somebody give him the avatar before my mind turns into that of a frothing 10 year old girl at a bieber concert!

[yslaire]

Somebody give him the avatar before my mind turns into that of a frothing 10 year old girl at a bieber concert!

(all)One less lonely girl (http://www.wat.tv/video/justin-bieber-one-less-lonely-2xz9p_2ey3h_.html) (CC:10http://wyrd-games.net/forum/../images/smilies/Masks.gif (http://www.wat.tv/video/justin-bieber-one-less-lonely-2xz9p_2ey3h_.html) Rst - Rg 20:aura) - target players' brain turn to candy floss - You win


:girl:

[Absolution Black]

<- Be warned : he will stay there until I get a Zoraida Puppet avatar... (I sincerely hope there will be a Z avatar soon... very soooon!)


Unfortunately I think someone already has the Zoraida avatar...... Do you have a second choice?

We need the Beiber to disappear...the real one as well.

[LonelyPath]

(all)One less lonely girl (http://www.wat.tv/video/justin-bieber-one-less-lonely-2xz9p_2ey3h_.html) (CC:10http://wyrd-games.net/forum/../images/smilies/Masks.gif (http://www.wat.tv/video/justin-bieber-one-less-lonely-2xz9p_2ey3h_.html) Rst - Rg 20:aura) - target players' brain turn to candy floss - You win


:girl:

What if my brain's already been turned to candy floss?

[nightseer]

What if my brain's already been turned to candy floss?

Then you're kinda immune to that 'spell'. :)

[Ratty]

But unfortunately not immune to Rodents eating your Brains... hmm Candy Floss.

[nightseer]

But unfortunately not immune to Rodents eating your Brains... hmm Candy Floss.

Rodents like THAT too? They'll eat everything, I guess.

[LonelyPath]

WOOHOO!!! I'm immune to Bieber syndrome! I knew there would eventually be a benefit to donating my brain to the "Feed The Starving Zombie" drive a few years ago. Not to sure if I want rats eating my candy floss though.

Ratty, hands (teeth and claws?) off my brain, have a toffee apple instead ;)

[yslaire]

Unfortunately I think someone already has the Zoraida avatar...... Do you have a second choice?

I did not find who's supposed to have the Zoraida puppet avatar (I checked all the thread twice but who knows... I'm 35 so I start to feel the pain of aging :sleepy: )


We need the Beiber to disappear...the real one as well.

No way! Bieber is the most dreadfull weapon of war Canada has ever had. I'm proud of it!:love:

Proudly Canadian! :reddy:

[Absolution Black]

I did not find who's supposed to have the Zoraida puppet avatar (I checked all the thread twice but who knows... I'm 35 so I start to feel the pain of aging :sleepy: )





I think yetischool has it.... will check and confirm!

Yup...yetischool has it...go to community link on the left, then members list, head for the'y's and there it is!!

Thats what it looks like......

[yslaire]

Puppet hijacked!

Thanks!

Next time I'll need to get something I'll try the spanish organic cucumber! :blowup:

[Absolution Black]

Puppet hijacked!

Thanks!

Next time I'll need to get something I'll try the spanish organic cucumber! :blowup:

Brave! I don't know what happens when Avatars get hijacked! ;)

Maybe Eric will accost you and leave you with something else.......

[yslaire]

Brave! I don't know what happens when Avatars get hijacked! ;)

Maybe Eric will accost you and leave you with something else.......

À J-Lo avatar? :peep:

[Absolution Black]

More likely a Mindless Zombie!! ;)

Or is that the same thing?

[IronChief]

I'd go for a mindless zombie. Or Molly Squidpiddge. That would be awesome!

[JacktheRipper]

Yeah, I know he said he doesn't want the puppets being duplicated. You are merely an imposter in his great puppet army!

[Sliver Chocobo]

Can you get a voodoo doll doll ?

[JacktheRipper]

Ooh. I bet that one would look neat.

[EricJ]

I have one, it's not an avatar yet though :D

[VioletOlive]

Do you see Cassandra or a performer? Like the rest of the gals, I'm Showgirl-crazy! Just got my puppet deck the other day and I am so in love with the art!

New to the boards but not new to Malifaux...we started a league to increase interest at our local gaming store in Houston and it's catching like wildfire--the converts are rolling in!

[LoboStele]

I have one, it's not an avatar yet though :D

a Voo Doo doll Avatar form?! OMG, it's mad with powa! Quick, somebody grab a seam ripper! And a can of starch to slow it down!

[JacktheRipper]

Are there puppet avatars of Leveticus, or any of the Horsemen? Those would be awesome.

[Chucklemonkey]

New to the boards but not new to Malifaux...we started a league to increase interest at our local gaming store in Houston and it's catching like wildfire--the converts are rolling in!

Good to hear, keep them coming!

[osoi]

Are there puppet avatars of Leveticus, or any of the Horsemen? Those would be awesome.

Levi yes, I havent seen anyone with the hooded rider floating about

[nightseer]

Do you see Cassandra or a performer? Like the rest of the gals, I'm Showgirl-crazy! Just got my puppet deck the other day and I am so in love with the art!

Chanst (http://wyrd-games.net/forum/member.php?u=4721) has Cassandra as an avatar. Haven't seen a Performer (or even Colette herself - I'd be soooo happy if I got her ^^) on anyone.

[Sliver Chocobo]

Chanst (http://wyrd-games.net/forum/member.php?u=4721) has Cassandra as an avatar. Haven't seen a Performer (or even Colette herself - I'd be soooo happy if I got her ^^) on anyone.

Someone has Colette, not sure who

[nightseer]

Someone has Colette, not sure who

Meh. :D By the way, anyone seen some Freikorps?

[Sliver Chocobo]

Meh. :D By the way, anyone seen some Freikorps?

One the one with the flamethrower

[Asyouwish78]

I have Colette :)

[nightseer]

I have Colette :)

Lucky you! :P Guess I'll get the normal version for myself then :)

[xxXhayzelXxx]

Who has the pig?! Hes adorable!

[LonelyPath]

I have Colette :)

I am sneaking up behind you to club you on the head and steal your avatar, muahahaha! :P

[xxXhayzelXxx]

Dont worry Asyouwish i will restrain LonelyPath *holds LonelyPath down* MWHAHAHAH

[Sliver Chocobo]

Wait is that all the showgirls?

[JacktheRipper]

I'm a Rider!! Sweet!!

[Da Big Baws]

I'm a Rider!! Sweet!!
Cute
http://thetoyzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/CorolleDoll_120D8/TekNekRockNRideBrownPony.jpg

[JacktheRipper]

Heh, yeah, I loved his horsey :)

[HoarcatsPride]

Hey EricJ, I need the Snow Storm puppet as my avatar :P

[Huoshini]

I never thought as a grown man, that I would say these puppets are cute as hell.....

[nightseer]

Gotta love that Rider...aaand...the PERFORMER! Lucky LonelyPath :P (And if I saw that artwork earlier, I'd have used that scheme for a Performer...)

[LonelyPath]

YAY! I've been puppeted (is that even a word? lol).

Hayzel, you naughty Nephilim :P hahaha

[Fetid Strumpet]

Ahhhh you have my previous incarnation lonely path, well done. =D

[LonelyPath]

Thanks, I'm glad you got a different one so I could have this :)

[Ratty]

If you have a female Avatar your a girl... simple as that...

[Fetid Strumpet]

Are we girls then, as our avatar has 2? Hmmm we might have to converse from now on using the royal "we". =D

[Ratty]

indeed, and sKeTCH is genderless as they don't make Teddies with stuff downstairs.

[Huoshini]

Gratz on puppetizing. I went through some old posts, the ashes and dust puppet looks just as I had imagined it would somehow :P

[LonelyPath]

Hahaha, I must admit to enjoying your logic. But, what gender are you Ratty? It's impossible to tell by looking at your avatar!

[Ratty]

You can't tell the gender of rats? that must cause some embarrassment in rodent bars and nightclubs.

[Dark Alleycat]

*stands before the Master of Puppets,a spool of thread in one hand and scraps of felt and leather in the other*

When I raise my flashing trap and flaming pistol,and my hand takes hold in judgement, I will take vengeance upon my enemies,and I shall repay those who have stuffed me. Oh EricJ,Raise me to thy right hand,and count me among thy Puppets.

(So since I believe that a cat in a tophat puppet would be unlikely,and since he hasn't been represented yet,a Samael hopkins puppet avatar would be amazing.And yes,it is a modification of a Boondock Saints quote lol...I just got done watching both movies back to back.)

[LonelyPath]

You can't tell the gender of rats? that must cause some embarrassment in rodent bars and nightclubs.

I've never set foot in a bar or nightclub for rodents so I've never encountered that problem just yet. Just as well, I'm guessing by the giant ear on your avatar that you are in fact that mouse used in cloning! You poor soul :(

[EricJ]

Hey EricJ, I need the Snow Storm puppet as my avatar :P

SnowStorm is already taken :D

That and requests rarely work ;)

[Dark Alleycat]

SnowStorm is already taken :D

That and requests rarely work ;)
Very true,but I maintain hope that a request done creatively enough might garner your attention.

[nightseer]

*stands before the Master of Puppets,a spool of thread in one hand and scraps of felt and leather in the other*

When I raise my flashing trap and flaming pistol,and my hand takes hold in judgement, I will take vengeance upon my enemies,and I shall repay those who have stuffed me. Oh EricJ,Raise me to thy right hand,and count me among thy Puppets.

(So since I believe that a cat in a tophat puppet would be unlikely,and since he hasn't been represented yet,a Samael hopkins puppet avatar would be amazing.And yes,it is a modification of a Boondock Saints quote lol...I just got done watching both movies back to back.)

That sounded pretty cool!

[Da Big Baws]

indeed, and sKeTCH is genderless as they don't make Teddies with stuff downstairs.
I'm genderless too then. Hehehe...

[LonelyPath]

I'm genderless too then. Hehehe...

I'm pretty sure you'd get "attachments" ;)

[Mentor]

indeed, and sKeTCH is genderless as they don't make Teddies with stuff downstairs.

As illustrated in an excellent episode of Supernatural. Alcoholic, Porn Addicted, Suicidal Teddy.

[HoarcatsPride]

SnowStorm is already taken :D

That and requests rarely work ;)

Dang, I still want to join the invasion though. :bigthumb:

[EricJ]

Very true,but I maintain hope that a request done creatively enough might garner your attention.

Careful what you ask for ;)

[HoarcatsPride]

Thank You! I have became a puppet! I was "Desperate"! ;)

[nightseer]

*salutes* Puppet-Freikorpsmann Nightseer reporting for duty!

[Iamwyrd]

Is there a punk zombie puppet yet?

[HoarcatsPride]

I haven't seen anyone with one, but I'm not sure.

[Iamwyrd]

Careful what you ask for ;)

I didn't read this. Soooooo.......its not a request it is a humble acquisition for one of those beautiful puppet avatars so I can serve under the dark puppet master....lord ericj. :D

[JacktheRipper]

It is very awesome to be a part of the Puppet Army. I absolutely love that I got the Hooded Rider!

[HoarcatsPride]

You'll get one, I am pretty sure! :bigthumb:

[Dark Alleycat]

SQUEEEEE!!!!!! I has a puppet Avatar!!!!!!!

Im even an unreleased model *giggles* Thank you oh great and powerful Puppet Master!

[xxXhayzelXxx]

lucky!!

[Tumling]

i got Rouge Necromancy :)

[Bucket Monkey]

Some of these puppet avatars are absolutely brilliant, its good to see ones for the unreleased models too.
And there's one question we should be asking is that who wouldn't want to be part of the puppet army.

[LonelyPath]

And lo, the puppets grew mightier with each passing day, soon to encompass the globe with their plushy might!

The Guild Hound and Rogue Necromancy look great :)

[Huoshini]

Anyone esle think the best thing about Wyrd is the fact that we can actually have fun with the head honchos of the company? Brings me back to my "sabertooth games" days

[yetischool]

Zoraida here! Even my puppet has puppets!

[Malifauxcurr]

I know I've said it before, but where's Johan? I know I've seen Taelor running around, so I figure he's got to be out there.

[Chucklemonkey]

Just noticed that there's a duplicate out there.

[NeverBro]

Anyone esle think the best thing about Wyrd is the fact that we can actually have fun with the head honchos of the company? Brings me back to my "sabertooth games" days

Would definetley agree with this, its the reason i made a profile for this site.

[Da Big Baws]

Anyone esle think the best thing about Wyrd is the fact that we can actually have fun with the head honchos of the company? Brings me back to my "sabertooth games" days
This is true. Privateer Press does it too to a bit lesser extent.

[mangustheix]

My soul is yearning.
Bring warmth to my Winter
I crave a puppet

(application for a puppet in haiku form, pretty please?)

[LonelyPath]

Anyone esle think the best thing about Wyrd is the fact that we can actually have fun with the head honchos of the company? Brings me back to my "sabertooth games" days

That is very true, also reminds me of when I first got into wargaming back in the 80s. My Gods I feel old saying that! Seriously though, it's nice to see a company with a forum with this level of human interaction and fun.

[mangustheix]

Anyone esle think the best thing about Wyrd is the fact that we can actually have fun with the head honchos of the company? Brings me back to my "sabertooth games" days

It is very true, even PP is a little standoffish, it is great to see EricJ, Nathan et al get involved and having a sense of humour.

[IronChief]

Maybe an ode will earn favor...


Ode on Puppets

No, no, go not to stage
Proxy in miniature, parody of life
Filled with such hatred and rage
Face the hard streets of strife.
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
No child seeks your embrace
What master’s hand controls your fate?
Is cloth, thread and yarn enough
To contain the horror that you face
Or is it already far far too late?

Can needle and thread sew dissent?
Does a stitch in time save nine?
And what if the nine are not heaven sent
On a purpose far less than divine?
The pin is truly master of the sword
In a world of twisted reflection
No heart to pierce or blood to shed
Unlife bound by mystic cord
No feelings offer distraction
Some things are better off dead.

[mangustheix]

Maybe an ode will earn favor...


Ode on Puppets

No, no, go not to stage
Proxy in miniature, parody of life
Filled with such hatred and rage
Face the hard streets of strife.
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
No child seeks your embrace
What master’s hand controls your fate?
Is cloth, thread and yarn enough
To contain the horror that you face
Or is it already far far too late?

Can needle and thread sew dissent?
Does a stitch in time save nine?
And what if the nine are not heaven sent
On a purpose far less than divine?
The pin is truly master of the sword
In a world of twisted reflection
No heart to pierce or blood to shed
Unlife bound by mystic cord
No feelings offer distraction
Some things are better off dead.


That is seriously good mate. It has been put together extremely well, and you managed to capture the horror and despairation of Malifaux completely in my opinion. I think I am going to have to go and work on a bette rhyme.

[Cats Laughing]

That is very true, also reminds me of when I first got into wargaming back in the 80s. My Gods I feel old saying that! Seriously though, it's nice to see a company with a forum with this level of human interaction and fun.

I remember back when you could get personal responses from Jervis Johnson (GW for those too young to remember) on the old Newsgroups.

It's nice to see companies with that personal touch, and I enjoy these forums for that reason.

[mangustheix]

Right, I am obviously not going to do a better poem than Iron Chief, so I will go crude and rude with a dirty limerick (really hope this doesn't get me banned :S)

The once was a man from the grave
Lady J's big assets he did crave
He tried for a touch
He managed a clutch
before she sent him back to the grave

[Absolution Black]

Updated List again....I have 69 puppets on there, but i know there's still more somewhere!

Eric, You're getting quite an army now........ ;)

[LonelyPath]

I remember back when you could get personal responses from Jervis Johnson (GW for those too young to remember) on the old Newsgroups.

It's nice to see companies with that personal touch, and I enjoy these forums for that reason.

Jervis still does send out personal replies now and then, but he's to busy to do it like he used to. He actually tried to personally respond to everyone that sent in results for their first worldwide Summer campaign back in the mid 90s but he knew it was a fools errand.

Sadly the rest of GW has become very out of touch with its fan base :(

[aka_hazard]

Eric's evil puppet plan is working...
After receiving the Drill Sergeant puppet avatar I was compelled to go out and purchase the Lucius crew at the weekend.
I can feel my strings being tugged and manipulated...ohh err missus!

[Ratty]

I don't have a Hamelin crew yet... I'm obviously immune to influence.

[aka_hazard]

whereas I'm easily influenced and led astray

[HoarcatsPride]

I was influenced to go and buy the Freikorps box set. I am gonna run 2 desperate mercenaries with it.

[EricJ]

no sense of humor, this is about building an army to take over!! HAHAHAAHHAAAAAA :D

[ThePandaDirector]

no sense of humor, this is about building an army to take over!! HAHAHAAHHAAAAAA :D

Will this be Wyrd's Miniatures official statement concerning their sales and marketing policy.

Would make a great advert, Eric slowly breaking into an evil and maniacal laugh as a back wall made entirely of Puppet War boxes, disappears as a number next to a $ sign multiplies at a huge rate.

Make it happen people!

[Huoshini]

I pledge allegiance to the masters of the United puppets of Malifaux, and to the soul stones for which they grant, one army under Eric , unstichable, with stuffing and buttons for all.

Hail Hail...

My pledge of alliegence to Eric and his puppet army!

[Cats Laughing]

heh, and every so often I've thought about getting into Kirai...

It's a teruterubozu-seishin.
(somewhat disturbed since I do use teruterubozu as my screen name on other sites. How does Eric know...?)

[mangustheix]

OMG! purifying flame! I guess that makes me Madarcanist's bitch! thank you very much, I did a little happy dance when I saw this. You are only going to encourage me to make up more dirty limericks! Guess I have to go and order Sonnia's boxed set, purifying flame and a few more guild bits. It will provide a cool contrast with my Arcanists as well.

[nightseer]

And now I'm tempted to buy some Freikorps...oh, I already have those. Then, I'm tempted to buy Puppet Wars once it comes out!

[EricJ]

When I select a target, I pick one single thing about them, then match a puppet. For these last ones, j-pop turned into Seishin, and mentioning Cigars in your profile turned into a smoking Puppet...and mentioning Lighting turned into purifying flame :D

[mangustheix]

When I select a target, I pick one single thing about them, then match a puppet. For these last ones, j-pop turned into Seishin, and mentioning Cigars in your profile turned into a smoking Puppet...and mentioning Lighting turned into purifying flame :D

very interesting, and really perfect. if you need any lighting design done then I am at your service

[Ratty]

But I still don't understand why I got my Avatar ;)

[NeverBro]

Eric! I wish to join the puppet army as well! Although my stitching is a bit loose...

[nightseer]

When I select a target, I pick one single thing about them, then match a puppet. For these last ones, j-pop turned into Seishin, and mentioning Cigars in your profile turned into a smoking Puppet...and mentioning Lighting turned into purifying flame :D

That's a nice way to find a fitting puppet for everyone :)


But I still don't understand why I got my Avatar ;)

I guess we'll never know the reason behind that... ;)

[Da Big Baws]

When I select a target, I pick one single thing about them, then match a puppet. For these last ones, j-pop turned into Seishin, and mentioning Cigars in your profile turned into a smoking Puppet...and mentioning Lighting turned into purifying flame :D
How did mine come up? I'm guessing since I've openly mentioned my appreciation for Hoffman's disability and story plus lack of Hoffman puppet availability (someone else had it already) equals I got his sidekick.

[Dark Alleycat]

Which honestly makes me wonder how I ended up as the guild hound lol. Although this did mean that I am going to have to get some of them,and since Sonnia needed something fast moving it works.

[EricJ]

sometimes I have a bit of a twisted sense of humor about picking them too :D

[Da Big Baws]

Which honestly makes me wonder how I ended up as the guild hound lol. Although this did mean that I am going to have to get some of them,and since Sonnia needed something fast moving it works.
Dark Alleycat gets a dog. Hehehe.

[Ratty]

The Cat got eaten by a Puppet Dog..

Hey ho... The cat is dead, the cat is dead.

[Fetid Strumpet]

Sometimes he uses a thesaurus and gives the appropriate avatar. Such as in our case! =D

[Ratty]

Sometimes he uses a thesaurus and gives the appropriate avatar. Such as in our case! =D

I'm sure that Eric already knew what a Fetid Scrumpet was without looking it up in a thesaurus.. I think any man of a certain age does ;)

[Mentor]

I never made comments about beating Sketch up in a parking lot and stealing a Hamelin crew from him.

[Huoshini]

Looks like I have joined ye ol' puppet army! Huzzahs!

And yes, I run a cigar shop. Mucho thanks, eric. I feel like a cool kid :P

[Iamwyrd]

The taxidermist puppet looks pretty cool! Still haven't seen the punk zombies yet. If they look anything like the belles#, whoever gets them is one lucky puppet. Lol

[Sliver Chocobo]

The taxidermist puppet looks pretty cool! Still haven't seen the punk zombies yet. If they look anything like the belles#, whoever gets them is one lucky puppet. Lol

I've seen him somewhere

[ThePandaDirector]

Inari82 has it

[osoi]

Yeah the Punk Zombie is one of my favourites, but who am I kidding they are all great

[Ravager]

No Stitched yet? I want!!

Do I have to sketch one first?

_^_
/ \

It's kinda rough, I admit...

[Ravager]

Here's my contribution...

Alphabeticalization!!!


Baby Kade - rudders
Bete Noir - Talishko
C Hoffmann - Bleyrs Bariman
Cassandra - Chanst
Colette DuBois - Asyouwish78
Collodi - Totalywyrd
Coryphee - Cmac
Daydream - Thepandadirector
Death Marshal - Johnni
Desolation Engine - mistercactus
Desperate Merc - Hoarcats Pride
Drill Sergeant - Aka Hazard
Enslaved Nephilim - Karn987
Francisco Ortega - Ciaran
Freikorps Specialist - Katcher
Freikorpsmann - Nightseer
Governor's Proxy - Nerdelemental
Gremlin - Prunesquallor
Gremlin Taxidermist - Huoshini
Guild Guard Captain - Bigasb
Guild Hound - Dark Alleycat
Hans - Dorian
Hoarcat - Dire Hoarcat smuggler
Hooded Rider - Jack The Ripper
Joss - Maverickman5
Judge - Nilus
Kaeris - GTfriday13
Kirai - Sholto
Lady Justice - Theonewhofell
Large Steampunk Arachnid - lobostele (no, you're not my father!
Lawyer - Hookers
Leveticus - Elazar
Lilitu - elril
Malifaux Rat - Ratty
Mannequin - Tuesday
Mechanical Attendant - Da Big Baws
Mechanical Dove - Silver Chocobo
Molly - Sezar
Nekima - xxxhayzelxxx
Nicodem - Chucklemonkey
Nix - Mentor
Nurse - rajoze
Onryu (?) - Antizombie
Ophelia Lacroix - Aaroon42
Peacekeeper - themurphyfella
Perdita Ortega - dgraz
Pigapult - manicmac
Purifying Flame - Magnustheix
Rami Lacroix - Dumb luck
raphael Lacroix - Jay Barlecamp
rasputina - Mach 5
Rat Catcher - Magic pockets
Razorspine Rattler - Yazza
Rogue Necromancy - Tumling
Ronin - Ironchief
Rotton Belles - Fetid Strumpet
Ryle - Stern
Sabretooth Cerberus - Uk Rocky
Seamus - Osoi
Sebastian - Zee
Seishin - Catslaughing
Showgirl - Lonely Path
Snowstorm - tograth
So'mer Teeth - tiny
Sonnia Criid - Madarcanist
Steamborg Executioner - Goblyn13
Steampunk Arachnid - Absolution Black
Teddy - Weird Sketch
The Hanged - Keltheos
Viks - kaine
Young Lacroix - lalochezia
Zombie Chihuahua - Nathan caroland
Zoraida - Yetischool ( and by hijacking, Yslaire)

[Lord Shaper]

What about my Shaper Puppet?

[nix]

:poutcha:

[Alphawog]

How about alphabetical by username?

[Absolution Black]

Here's my contribution...

Alphabeticalization!!!




Heh, someone with some organisational gumption!


How about alphabetical by username?

#looks at Ravager#

Well, you did do the others! ;)

[Fetid Strumpet]

Psssst! Sholto doesn't have Kirai. Sholto has Misaki.

[LonelyPath]

I think mine should be listed as Performer rather than Showgirl. But I can't remember which Performer #1 and which is #2 without checking.

[Chucklemonkey]

Here's my contribution...

Alphabeticalization!!!


Onryu (?) - Antizombie


And Q'iq'el (apologies if spelt wrong).

[Ravager]

Alpha by name or you can sort by puppet.

No password needed, anyone can edit. May require a gmail account. But Google will rule the world soon so you might as well get a gmail account anyway.

https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AoHOIt7MkzB1dGQyWUh1WGlvTXU4cTlHMTZaR08wW lE&hl=en_US&authkey=CPTQ_cEL

[Tuesday]

I think mine should be listed as Performer rather than Showgirl. But I can't remember which Performer #1 and which is #2 without checking.
You're #2.

I'm sorry, #1 would've been a lot nicer to say. But it's true.

[LonelyPath]

You're #2.

I'm sorry, #1 would've been a lot nicer to say. But it's true.

Thanks Tuesday :)

I am wondering who #1 is... but at least I get the bigger jobs (heheh) :D

Then again, I am not a number, I am a free puppet! :ballchain

[goblyn13]

Here's my contribution...

The Hanged - Keltheos



Keltheos' is Jack Daw, not the Hanged(the hanged don't have hoods), and he'd be upset by that too :P

[Absolution Black]

Keltheos' is Jack Daw, not the Hanged(the hanged don't have hoods), and he'd be upset by that too :P


Ok will change that....he'll never know. ;)

[mylastnerv]

I would love to get the Guild Austringer . . . can't believe he hasn't been taken yet.

Unless Colbert gets a puppet . . . then him all the way ;)

[ThePandaDirector]

I would love to get the Guild Austringer . . . can't believe he hasn't been taken yet.

Unless Colbert gets a puppet . . . then him all the way ;)

One of my favourites :D

The Austringer, not Colbert.. I think Wyrd are saving him as Gencon's LE model.

[mylastnerv]

One of my favourites :D

The Austringer, not Colbert.. I think Wyrd are saving him as Gencon's LE model.

If that is the case I'll just hand them my wallet as soon as I walk in.

[Dumb Luck]

Has anyone noticed that karn's puppet has changed to something different?

[Ratty]

Yeah Karn got drunk last night and now has a nasty case of Cooties.

[ThePandaDirector]

Yes.. possibly one of the unique to Puppet Wars puppets, unless it hints to book 3

Not sure..

Edit: @Ratty - I thought Karn was always drunk.. it's not making much sense..

[karn987]

*grumbles and scurries around*

[Absolution Black]

Well I'm not going to change you on my list! I'm hoping you'll go back to normal soon....

[LonelyPath]

All I can say is that's one heck of a hangover Karn's suffering from, as if cooties weren't bad enough on their own!

[Tuesday]

*Inexplicably drawn to above post*

I'm not sure if the cooties are adorable or terrifying.

I also have no idea what they might really be...

[LonelyPath]

Methinks some in depth analysis is required into the true nature of cooties. Quickly, to the Showgirls Cave! (by that I mean the changing rooms out the back of The Star) ~queue 1960s Batman music~

[Sliver Chocobo]

Methinks some in depth analysis is required into the true nature of cooties. Quickly, to the Showgirls Cave! (by that I mean the changing rooms out the back of The Star) ~queue 1960s Batman music~

Your not going to put me in a small hat again are you

[Tuesday]

Methinks some in depth analysis is required into the true nature of cooties. Quickly, to the Showgirls Cave! (by that I mean the changing rooms out the back of The Star) ~queue 1960s Batman music~
*Is compelled to tag along as well*

I think the cooties are Neverborn. Or maybe they're just the little bugs that crawl around Zoraida's place and annoy the puppets.

[Dumb Luck]

*grumbles and scurries around*

Gremlin sights, my good man. Nothin' can escape them!

[LonelyPath]

Holy Exploding Birds Tuesday, I believe you're right. After many hours slaving away in the the Showgirls Cave laboratory I can only deduce that they are indeed related in some way to those nefarious Neverborn. We must take to the streets of Malifaux City (in the Showgirls Mobile, naturally) with Silver Chocobo in tow, as there is strength in numbers. We must thwart this diabolically dastardly plan and save the general population from these underhanded schemes!

Oh, and save Karn too, but that's just a bonus :tea:

And do not worry Chocobo, we shall not be exploding you, Colette's off doing some other things and the less said about those, the better you'll sleep at night ;)

~queue more 1960s Batman music as we take to the streets~

[Huoshini]

What have you folks been smoking and why wasn't I invited?! :hypnotize

[Tuesday]

Just a bit of fun with avatars! (And I just like making Mannequin jokes.)

*Attempts to skip after LonelyPath, trips on a rock, faceplants*

[Dumb Luck]

What have you folks been smoking and why wasn't I invited?! :hypnotize


Pfh. Forget 'em. Gremlins all the way. We has hooch.